Sheer Heart Attack VS Bob-omb (JoJo's Bizzare Adventure VS Mario)

 

Sheer Heart Attack, Jojo's cart bomb or something

Bob-omb, Mario's bomb on feet.

Which sentient bomb shall prevail? The Heart Attack, or the original?

IT'S TIME TO SELF DESTRUCT!!!

Before We Begin...

Anyways, this is the final blog (and first joke blog ever) of the 2025 year. I started this on the 30th so I have rushed this tbh. I also made this remembering the Bang's Blog's Tusk VS Human Centipede (this is going to be SO MUCH better grgr)

As for sources, VSBattles wiki. I mean, there's nothing much, they just explode.

I made this because I had a fever dream about it and was bored

"Why didn't you pick creeper for bob-omb-" well I forgor oops

(I'm also too lazy to write backgrounds)

Experience and Skill

Sheer Heart Attack

uh uh, it's certainly quite sentient and smart I'll give you that.

Bob-omb

Bob-ombs are actually allied to the Koopa Troop and receive orders and training from Bowser. This actually gives them a bunch of reliable trainers and thus a good amount of teamwork and skill. It's main purpose is to run up to you and explode so I dunno how that paid off.

Equipment

Powers

Sheer Heart Attack

Self-Destruct

It explodes when it comes in contact with a heat signature.

Considering how it's a Killer Queen Bomb, it should also leave no trace behind.

yes

Movement Mechanics

It tracks heat signatures to home onto a living target. It can scale walls and fucking FLY to reach it's target.

Bob-omb

Self-Destruct

It chases after you and explodes after it touches you or a wall or something

yes.

Forms

Sheer Heart Attack

um... base form?

Bob-omb

King Bob-omb

much larger but too lazy to walk and takes five years to explode in Mario Party so dying to him is a skill issue. Man got victimized by INFINITE bruh.

Also this ain't applicable and anyways it isn't a actual form a normal Bob-omb can access at will.

There are also Pink Bob-ombs but those are friendly and we want violence so nuh uh.

Resistances

Sheer Heart Attack

Weight Manipulation

Can still move after being hit with Koichi's Stand which makes it heavy enough to cave in part of a road.

Brute Force

It has no weakness, and was basically unharmed by Star Platinum's attacks.

Bob-omb

Extreme Temperatures

They come from Bowser's lair, which is usually near lava... so maybe?

Feats

Sheer Heart Attack

Overall

• Became a template for memes
• Surprised Jotaro
• has no weakness

Power

• Explodes in Jotaro's face and critically injures him.
• Likely on par with Kira's other bombs (0.7 Tons of TNT)
• Can cause earthquakes (22 Tons of TNT)

Speed

• zoom zoom
• Can lunge this fast (13 mps)
• Moved really fast, faster than humans and Koichi could react (Superhuman, possibly far faster)
• No it ain't massively FTL

Durability

• Tanks hits from Star Platinum
• indestructible fr

Bob-omb

Overall

• In Smash bros
• we love him
• we hate him

Power

• Can explode
• Can ALSO explode hard enough to dwarf towers

Speed

• Can walk around decently quick
• No it ain't massively FTL

Durability

• dies when you kick it?

Scaling

Sheer Heart Attack

Part 3/4 Cast

Sheer Heart Attack could critically wound Jotaro despite SP shielding him and was unaffected by his attack so it makes sense to scale it to the Part 3/4 Cast.

Part 3

• Magician's Red could melt tunnels (0.36 Tons of TNT)
• Star Platinum could inhale Justice (5.76 Tons of TNT)
• Star Platinum should be comparable stats to Stone Free, who could redirect meteors (440 Kilotons of TNT)

Part 4

• Echo's ACT 2 could make explosions (0.26 Tons of TNT)
• Love Deluxe was implied to crush a two story house (1.1 Tons of TNT)
• Red Hot Chili Pepper could absorb Morioh's power (7.8 Tons of TNT)

Bob-omb

Casual Mario feats

It has been shown to affect Mario and co in the games. Not as powerful as the cosmic feats but we'll just mention some stuff here. Note these do not translate to the Bob-omb's durability, but they can harm people on these levels, I suppose.

• Other minions could survive a large explosion although not at the epicenter. (0.006 Tons of TNT)
• This would be durability actually
• Monty Mole can make holes! (0.71 tons of TNT)
• Sherms can destroy blocks of metal (3.68 Tons of TNT)
• Stadium explodes but Mario and co survive (1.4 Kilotons of TNT)
• Wario could shake mountains (1 Megaton of TNT)
• Mario, Peach, and Mallow could disperse cloud formations (25 Gigatons of TNT)
• Luigi chucks a cord to connect it to a satellite (7.29 Petatons of TNT)

Weaknesses

Sheer Heart Attack

You fool, Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness.

Bob-omb

Well these things run on a time limit plus they just die after exploding and thats pretty much it lol

One Last Thing(s)

they both explode what more do we have to discuss

Verdict

Now that our first joke blog that took me a day to complete is now reaching it's end, and so is the year, it's time we finish this debate once and for all.

Oh yeah, connections are they move around and detonate in your face. PEAK MATCHUP!!!!!

I'm also too lazy to add the category images.

Power

Okay, this one was pretty clear cut. While the Bob-omb's durability was lower than what Sheer Heart Attack could output (0.006 Tons VS 0.7 Tons at least.) Even getting close to it would cause it to detonate, and it could harm the likes of Mario, Luigi, Wario, etc. SHA could harm Jotaro despite Star Platinum shielding him, and he gets up to 440 Kilotons of TNT via having similar stats to Stone Free. However, Bob-omb got up to 7 Petatons of TNT from Luigi's funny wire throw, and was billions of times stronger. It can interact with Boos, so it could hurt SHA... right? However, the next question was speed.

Oh yeah, Bob-omb easily takes this.

Speed

This one is also pretty clear cut. In my opinion, neither really scale to those FTL and higher realms, so uhhhhhhh, going on wheels > walking so SHA blitzes fr. Anyways, the Bob-ombs could walk at a normal pace, but Sheer Heart Attack could not only move faster than normal perception speed, appearing as a blur, it was far more agile and could fly, giving it a agility advantage.

Sheer Heart Attack is on the move.

Skill

Now this one is also clear cut Bob-omb. While SHA has literally no skill feats, Bob-ombs have trained in the Koopa Troop for at least more time than the Heart Attack's screen time, so they should also take this, even if all they do is walk around and try to blow up in your face.

Bob-omb is still in the game

Survivability

Now Sheer Heart Attack could take this. Not only does it detonate if it only gets close enough, it's been shown to actually take it's time, meaning it can definitely outlast the Bob-omb considering how that explodes in a few seconds after it's fuse is lit. Doesn't help that it's meant to tank things normally unlike Bob-ombs which admittedly can be just knocked away and explode on contact with walls, while SHA doesn't really have those flaws.

Admittedly, we would hand Sheer Heart Attack the survivability factor.

Versatility

Okay, anyone with two braincells can tell SHA takes this. All Bob-ombs really do is run towards you and explode. Meanwhile Sheer Heart Attack can FLY!!!!! And it doesn't have to explode to hurt you, it can actually just ram straight into you and pierce your body, as shown with that random shopkeeper. And it tracks heat sources, and Bob-ombs require their fuse to be lit to at least try and explode, so it would definitely be aware of where it was..

Sheer Heart Attack HAS. NO. WEAKNESS!!!!

Summary

Sheer Heart Attack

"It's a bomb that pursues a target by sensing its heat... It's a miniature tank that doesn't care about anything else."

Advantages

• Stand Physiology makes it impossible to hit...
• More agile and fast technically
• somewhat more versatile?
• Would outlast
• Has no weakness (again)
• Acts smarter...?

Disadvantages

• Way weaker
• Less skilled and experienced
• ...what? Bob-omb non physical interaction??? uh please!!!!

Bob-omb

"This is what every Bob-omb hopes for—a chance to change something for the better. To make an impact."

Advantages

• Would one tap...
• Better experience and skill
• I'm sure to win because I hurt mario!

Disadvantages

• ...but it kills him too
• Everything else lmao

The Winner Is...

well, I dunno, SHA is faster and can outlast bub Bob-omb one taps so... 

There is a obvious conclusion

Sheer Heart Attack (0)

Bob-omb (0)

Metal Sonic (67) - Eggman, Sage, Pegasus124467, DorkVader, SeriesHyperfixator, FireBlaze19, Matpat, Jotaro Kujo, Rohan Kishibe, Roronoa Zoro, Speedwagon, Bill Nye, Spamton G Spamton, Sephiroth, Vergil, Mecha Knuckles, Amy Rose, Luigi, Piranha Plant 

The winner is Metal Sonic.

(seriously I think SHA wins because Bob-omb ain't a stand and outlast fr fr fr) - Pegasus

Now that the year is ending, I just wanna do one last thing.

Looking Back

The links are in the headings in case you want to read these blogs for yourselves.

Vegito VS Pneuma

Pegasus: Can't believe this was where it all began. I (Blaze joined not too long after) decided to make this because I was fucking bored and Hyper thought Pneuma beat Vegito and I was like "no!!!! I can prove it!!!!" can't believe it really turned into all this. This matchup is like a guilty pleasure for me, ngl.

Hyper: Vegito VS Pneuma was one of my most wanted mus for awhile, and seeing it get a blog made me excited! I was very skeptical of the verdict but I've kind of warmed up to it nowadays. Very good first blog and like, the only Xenoblade blog I've ever found lmao. (A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶P̶n̶e̶u̶m̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶h̶)

Blaze: Pretty much the first blog I ever worked on and helped me kick-start my own blog series. I have only basic knowledge of Dragon Ball and knew nothing about Xenoblade so I went into researching this blind (read copying stuff off the Xenoblade wiki).  It did give me a lot more confidence for blog writing moving forward and it was definitely a fun blog overall to research for. Also #VegitoSweep

Fun Gang VS Occult Club

Pegasus: I decided to make this blog on a whim and it really paid off and this ended up becoming my most wanted MU and it still is. It got credited in Gerson VS Oogway (and at the end it was shoutouted as a "really cool blog" *insert Izuku thanking all might* and it honestly made my heart warm.) and Queen VS Sweetheart so I really liked that too.

Hyper: Fun Gang VS Occult Club was the only blog of the 3 I actually didn't try to help with, only because I never watched DanDaDan and hadn't played (still haven't) Deltarune chapters 3 and 4, but this blog was phenomenal! I've always been a sucker for Team and Army fights and this one was peak. The verdict as solid, jokes were funny, and backgrounds for both character sides were great! (They're still Batter victims Pegasus womp womp)

"Not as of gerson VS oogway and sans VS judge blogs they ain't" - Pegasus

Blaze: I knew nothing about Deltarune and had only read the first 5 chapters of Dandadan, but this blog really got me into both fandoms; learning about the backgrounds for the characters was especially cool. I also did my first official calculations (partly because I got triggered by a shorts YouTuber blindly buying Mountain level Dandadan WHICH IS NOT REAL I TELL YOU-)

Ben Tennyson VS Jaden Yuki

Pegasus: We made this after a campaign vote on which blog the community wanted us to make, really. This was so fucking painful to make, lol. Like, the card list by Hyper actually saved our ass and the links we had to find for all of Ben's aliens were really painful to get considering how spread out they were over the internet. Regardless, I liked this blog a lot, and I'm honestly surprised on how much attention the Honest Spell card got even though I don't consider it Jaden's biggest wincon top 3.

Hyper: OOOOOO BABY! BEN VS JADEN! This matchup has become one of my favorite mus of all time, and when Pegasus said he would be doing a contest to see what mu would be turned into a blog, I knew I had to lock in to see Ben VS Jaden turned into a blog.( I̶ ̶o̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶m̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶Z̶a̶t̶a̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶V̶S̶ ̶Y̶u̶y̶a̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶u̶p̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶B̶e̶n̶ ̶V̶S̶ ̶J̶a̶d̶e̶n ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶ ̶dw̶ ̶Z̶a̶t̶a̶n̶n̶a̶Y̶u̶y̶a̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶). Researching Jaden was a blast, and even though I still have PTSD from sitting in my living room for 7 hours straight writing down all of Jaden's cards, it was still insanely fun. Yu-Gi-Oh has always been so cool to me, and it's very underrated in VS so making this was super cool, being able to show off Jaden. I've never been a Ben 10 fan, but learning about him during this blog was super duper cool, and I might even check out the show one day. Easily my favorite blog of the year, go support OriginTheHero's Ben VS Jaden fight PLEASE

Blaze: I think you'll start to notice a pattern where Pegasus tells us we're doing a blog and I look at the characters and think 'I know absolutely nothing about this'. Yep, I have never watched Ben 10 or Yu-Gi-Oh. no I didn't have a childhood, why do you ask. But since I was already working on Junko vs Springtrap for my solo blog series (which is an absolute headache to write and research for and I quickly got burnt out), I didn't help out with this blog, which is unfortunate because this blog turned out to be amazing. Props to Pegasus, Hyper and Dork doing all the tough work, seriously it's so detailed and it was an absolute blast to read.

Dork: Well, I gotta say, working on this blog was really awesome! I've always wanted to work on a VS blog, and researching one of my favorite characters of all time made it even better! There were some struggles 17D ALIEN X IS REAL GODDAMMIT but it was overall a fantastic experience! I hope I can eventually work on another one of these blogs, and hopefully nobody will go rabid again lol my fellow Ben 10 fans.

Looking Forward

Anyways, here's a hint of something that comes after Ichigo VS Yusuke, each two lines being one combatant.

A monster of chaos that's impossible to tame

A sinful past, yet love it's final name

A disaster on a world no one can claim

After heaven's descent it was never the same

Funny poem by me, guess in the reddit replies fr fr

Yep, anyways,

Happy new year, folks!

#betterthantuskvshumancentipede